- I'm sorry, but you can't get with me bitches
- Sandy bitches
- Salty bitches
- Coffee drinkin', hopped up, incoherent bitches
- Spray paint shirt, tight jean wearin' I'm male but I ain't a man bitches
The Lost Bitches
The Types Of Bitches is an inspired list of all 90 kinds of bitches, left on a grade school class floor to enlighten all of humanity.
Sadly, 15 types of bitches were missing, and are unknown to this day. This blog is dedicated to discerning the lost 15 types of bitches.
2010-04-24
2010-04-23
Construction Bitches, part 2
- sump pump bitches
- easement bitches
- brick veneer bitches
- gusset bitches
- dry wall bitches
- waste chip bitches
- escrow bitches
- cantilevered bitches
- door jamb bitches
- pilot light bitches
- concrete bitches
- plumb bob bitches
- aggregate bitches
- storm sewer bitches
- leech field bitches
Construction Bitches, part 1
- cardboard bitches
- plywood bitches
- particle board bitches
- soffit bitches
- crawl space bitches
- lazy ass shingle bitches
- aluminum siding bitches
- sawzall bitches
- linoleum bitches
- rebar bitches
- semigloss bitches
- backfill bitches
- shim bitches
- tongue & groove bitches
- culvert bitches
2010-04-15
- Hot Dog Eating Bitches
- Fancy Bitches
- Regular Old Bitches
- Bitches That Employ Foreshadowing
- Cajun Bitches
- Wishin They Was Cajun Bitches
- Foucaultian Bitches
- Holy Water Bitches
- Faded Jeans Bitches
- Emotionally Charged Bitches
- Bitchy Bitches
- Antartican Bitches
- Bitches With No Regrets
- Stormtrooper Bitches
- Jumprope Bitches
2010-04-12
- Too Tall To Be Sitting In Front Of Me at the Movies Bitches *
- Frowny Bitches *
- Telling Me Not To Open Chips and Eat Them While I Shop at the Grocery Store Bitches *
- Bitches That Look Like Spiders
- Bitches That Don't Look Like Spiders
- Doctor Who Bitches
- Carpet Salesperson Bitches
- Service Pack Bitches
- Hobo Bitches
- Tree Fort Making Bitches
- Bitches That Just Don't Understand
- Four-Dimensional Bitches
- Longsuffering Bitches
- Political Blogger Bitches
- Russian Bitches
* - Hat tip to E. Cross for these.
2010-04-11
- Reincarnated Bitches
- Crazy Font Using Bitches
- Waiting In Line for the Auto Show Bitches
- Bitches That Think They Writing A Novella But It Really Just A Long Short Story
- O'Douls Drinking Bitches
- Middle Name Using Bitches
- Uno Playing Bitches
- Environmentally Conscious Bitches
- Wishing They Was Smoking A Cigar Bitches
- Hanging Garden Having Bitches
- Beta Tester Bitches
- Distinctly Inconsiderate Bitches
- Bitches That Like Latte Art
- Literal Bitches
- Timpani Playing Bitches
2010-04-10
The Lost Bitches
Since ancient times, humans have sought to catalog every aspect of the world we live in - living species, chemical elements, cheeses, and many that are even less important.
Among all the classifications, however, one stands out: The Types Of Bitches. It is an inspired list of all 90 kinds of bitches, left on a grade school class floor to enlighten humanity.
However, just like the missing 5 commandments to Moses, 15 of the crucial bitch distinctions have never been found. History became legend. Legend became myth. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost.
This blog is dedicated to discerning the lost 15 types of bitches.
Among all the classifications, however, one stands out: The Types Of Bitches. It is an inspired list of all 90 kinds of bitches, left on a grade school class floor to enlighten humanity.
However, just like the missing 5 commandments to Moses, 15 of the crucial bitch distinctions have never been found. History became legend. Legend became myth. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost.
This blog is dedicated to discerning the lost 15 types of bitches.
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