The Types Of Bitches is an inspired list of all 90 kinds of bitches, left on a grade school class floor to enlighten all of humanity.

Sadly, 15 types of bitches were missing, and are unknown to this day. This blog is dedicated to discerning the lost 15 types of bitches.

2010-04-12

  • Too Tall To Be Sitting In Front Of Me at the Movies Bitches *
  • Frowny Bitches *
  • Telling Me Not To Open Chips and Eat Them While I Shop at the Grocery Store Bitches *
  • Bitches That Look Like Spiders
  • Bitches That Don't Look Like Spiders
  • Doctor Who Bitches
  • Carpet Salesperson Bitches
  • Service Pack Bitches
  • Hobo Bitches
  • Tree Fort Making Bitches
  • Bitches That Just Don't Understand
  • Four-Dimensional Bitches
  • Longsuffering Bitches
  • Political Blogger Bitches
  • Russian Bitches

* - Hat tip to E. Cross for these.